Scorpion King

The checklist:

• Good guys win: yes.
• Hero lives: yup.
• Guy gets the girl: yup.
• Humorous: kinda.
• Conclusion: good.
• Kid-friendly: eh, maybe not so much.

Technicals:

• Acting: okay.
• Soundtrack: okay.
• Photography: okay.

Verdict?

A "good" movie.