Sex Drive

The checklist:

• Good guys win: yes.
  
• Hero survives: yes.
• Guy gets the girl: yes.
• Humorous: yes in a very crude way.
• Conclusion: good.
• Kid-friendly: no.

Technicals:

• Acting: good.
• Soundtrack: good.
• Photography: good.

Verdict?

A "good" movie.

Max Payne

The checklist:

• Good guys win: yes.
  
• Hero survives: yes.
• Guy gets the girl: no.
• Humorous: no.
• Conclusion: good.
• Kid-friendly: no.

Technicals:

• Acting: good.
• Soundtrack: good.
• Photography: good.

Verdict?

A "good" movie.

Disaster Movie

The checklist:

• Good guys win: yes.
  
• Hero survives: yes.
• Guy gets the girl: yes.
• Humorous: no.
• Conclusion: okay.
• Kid-friendly: definitely not.

Technicals:

• Acting: bad.
• Soundtrack: bad.
• Photography: bad.

Verdict?

A "disaster" of a movie.

Comments: I used to love spoofs. But it seems like spoofs now-a-days are just excuses to make extremely lewd movies.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The checklist:

• Good guys win: yes.
  
• Hero survives: well, yes and no.
• Guy gets the girl: yes.
• Humorous: yes.
• Conclusion: good.
• Kid-friendly: yes.

Technicals:

• Acting: great.
• Soundtrack: very good.
• Photography: superb.

Verdict?

A "beautiful" movie.

Bride Wars

The checklist:

• Good guys win: yes.
  
• Hero survives: yes.
• Guy gets the girl: yes.
• Humorous: yes.
• Conclusion: good.
• Kid-friendly: yes.

Technicals:

• Acting: good.
• Soundtrack: good.
• Photography: good.

Verdict?

A "good" movie.

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

The checklist:

• Good guys win: nope.
  
• Hero survives: nope.
• Guy gets the girl: n/a.
• Humorous: not.
• Conclusion: horrible.
• Kid-friendly: nope.

Technicals:

• Acting: good.
• Soundtrack: good.
• Photography: good.

Verdict?

Not a "good" movie.

Bangkok Dangerous

The checklist:

• Good guys win: no.
  
• Hero survives: no.
• Guy gets the girl: no.
• Humorous: no.
• Conclusion: bad.
• Kid-friendly: nope.

Technicals:

• Acting: good.
• Soundtrack: good.
• Photography: okay.

Verdict?

Not a "good" movie.

Comments: I am officially now boycotting anything by Lionsgate. These movies are just ridiculous.